Bird2beZerk

Welcome to a blog of a traveling friendship.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Fruits you didn't know were tha bomb.

Rose Apples

The red ones are the best on (of course)
crisp. and so fresh they'll be dirt the next day
fruit of the moment
juicyjuicyjuicy



Pineapples

I heard someone say once 
"Thank you for this pineapple. It makes my mouth feel so clean and fresh"




Mangosteen

If garlic was a sexy tropical fruit....
So sweet. So soft. So tasty.
Free sampoe?





Mango

Riiiiight?
But have you ever tried it on top of sticky rice...
...drizzled with coconut cream sauce?



Golden Kiwi

Yes prease!!




Grapefruit

grapefruitgrapefruitgrapefruitgrapefuit
Has nothing to do with grapes.
But is still delicious.




Lychee

Too cool to be nuts.




Halfanhapple

Mr. Appleseed...if you only knew.
This is real.


Tuesday, March 20, 2012



Time got me
movin
Shakin like a stopwatch
Tickin like a timebomb
Flexin my legs
I see COLORS
Heaven in a handbag
Water in a rain cloud
Streachin out my 
        Sidebend
Pickin up my feet again
Tearin down the road again
Stickin out my tongue again
Talkin shit again
Goin in
sane again
Put my
Hands 
up
and bend
my 
back
again.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Stuff Korea Does

   Stuff Korea Does   

Korea Defines Beauty
And makes everyone else look like a hippo.


 Korea Directs Traffic...
and so can you!! Just  turn the robot towards a brick wall.

Korea Smashes Your Face in a Door 
and shows no signs of remorse.
"Get out. We close. 진짜 바보 이거....." ~MGMT

Korea Turns all this Beer 
Upside Down
just for kicks.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

day dream

Today I feel like colors,
reds dripping off my lips,
and bangles layered on my wrists,
soft rooms,
like fairy tales and pictures I've collected,
maps from where I've travelled,
and kittens smelling the air,
and dreaming of catching the birds outside,
if only I could eat one.





Sunday, February 12, 2012

Recentme...

Recent Me.

Before I started writing this blog, It took me about 30mins to login because every time I try to login it redirects me to my Kent State e-mail (which I've kept in use 2 years since graduation...) Google...


I'm afraid to cut my hair.


I spell check myself while I'm typing instead of waiting til the end, because the little red and green zig-zag lines really bother me.

Snacks.


I spend way too much money on clothes. 
I just bought a new green coat with big black buttons, and a new Korean pattern style zip up sweater and a pair of black and white Chuck Taylor style Vans. I also just downloaded a men's fashion app...


I am now a full on Pescitarian. 


My shoes are always too small when I buy them by myself because there's nobody there to say, hey, those shoes are too small for you. Also I think my left foot is bigger than my right.









I had a fried tandoori tofu sandwich with cheese and spinach for lunch.


I don't do much at work.
And I don't think I'm really expected too...

Red.

Preferia hablar todo el dia en espanol.


Smartphones. Gaybars.

Hoem-Puh-Lus-Uh














I live off of this place, out of this place, and down the street from this place.

=*Je t'aime! =*