ROBOTS.

Fine feathered friend, there are things that feathers will never teach you..like,

HOW TO[be]FLY LIKE A ROBOT.

 

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Dress like a Robot; get naked.

Smile. Or don't. No big deal.

Us Robots aren't too quick to open up
...as you may have noticed.

Except for when we need batteries....

Robots sometimes think without feeling.

Robots sometimes feel
without thinking
of who it is they are feeling.

Contrary to popular belief, Robots don't know the difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit. Robots see the world as hot or cold or not too much of either.

Some Robots like people.
Some people are actually Robots.
Some Robots like Will Smith in iRobot, but think that the movie as a whole is an unfair portrayal of Robots. Truth be told, Robots can survive in space, so world domination's really more of a People thing to do.

Robots did not kill Kim Jong Il. Illness did.

but a Robot may have served him his morning Kimchi.

oh, and Robots don't like Trucks. =|

booze.